Jesus Christ, a.k.a. 'Zombie Zero':

The first and most popular zombie, and the ritual of zombie cannibalism that converted his followers...first thing it does is dull, then destroy, the mind and re-animate it as an empty shell for spouting propaganda and the benefits of zombified mind-numbness."

No offense meant to regular Christians, but the above (and variants of it that accuse Jesus of being the 'original patient zero' of the coming Zombie Apocalypse that ends the world) could be an entertaining way to diminish these numbskulls and ridicule them.